Ubique's Weekly

Special Monthly Edition

A Mutual Endeavors Publication

Issue #59 ~ 16 November 2004

The Blurb

The Bundle of Sticks
An old man on the point of death summoned his sons around him to give them some parting advice.  He ordered his servants to bring in a faggot of sticks, and said to his eldest son: "Break it."  The son strained and strained, but with all his efforts was unable to break the Bundle.  The other sons also tried, but none of them was successful.  "Untie the faggots," said the father, "and each of you take a stick."  When they had done so, he called out to them: "Now, break," and each stick was easily broken.  "You see my meaning," said their father.

Loyal subscribers ... Hello again to one and all!  After nearly a month's worth of silence, I am overjoyed to once again be able to bring to you the roleplaying news you all share and love!  For those of you who may not be aware, I have recently resolved a series of annoying technical difficulties that have left me incapable of accessing the internet for a good long while.  The moment I returned I was bombarded with IMs from at least half a dozen friends and comrades in RPland demanding an explanation.  To all of those who were worried and concerned, I owe you my thanks.  Though I have said it before, I will say it again.  Thank you for caring.  It's good to know that there are still friendships between us, despite all things.

Since it has been so long since I have been able to spread word of our collaborations, I hope you do not mind the fact that this month's issue will be quite long.  Several disturbing matters have been brought to my attention since my return.  It seems that collaborations are not running as smoothly as they used to when I was around.  Certainly they did not always run perfectly smooth, but they flowed a lot better at times when I had my chance to say a few words.  So in this issue I will be speaking quite a few words.  Most of the specifics have been detailed on my own personal Livejournal.  Others have been revealed on The Circle as well.  There are far too many specifics to go into in just this simple newsletter.  So I leave it to all of you who might be curious to seek out the truth on your own.  You'll be stronger people for doing so.

In my absence, quite a lot of roleplaying has progressed.  I regret only that I have missed out on the good times that have been shared.  A great deal of the news I have prepared for you is old news, but it is also new.  Updates that were sent to me a month ago have been saved and are now accesible once again.  I hope that you find this issue to be just as enjoyable as all the others you have read in the past.  With all that said, let's move forward and get on with the news!

Storyline Spotlight

The Farmer and His Sons
A father, being on the point of death, wished to be sure that his sons would give the same attention to his farm as he himself had given it.  He called them to his bedside and said, "My sons, there is a great treasure hid in one of my vineyards."  The sons, after his death, took their spades and mattocks and carefully dug over every portion of their land.  They found no treasure, but the vines repaid their labor by an extraordinary and superabundant crop.

A little over a month ago, and since that time, I have been working on gathering up as much information as humanly possible concerning a very complex and detailed storyline that a great number of players and characters are involved in.  This week (month) I am happy to inform you that I believe I have enough to work with in presenting you some faqs.  Yes, I misspelled that on purpose.  Instead of rambling on with an intense opening, I am just going to go ahead and reveal to you the intricacies concerning Rhy'Din's very own Northedge Universtiy.  As they have been presented to me, I give them to you, with just a minor bit of editing to make things more comfortable to the eye while reading.

Northedge and Northedge Academy:  This area of Rhydin, approximately two miles north of "downtown," is home to several familiar inhabitants, including the Haradas (DonatelIo Harada and SmileFang), Seamus (Seamus Wylie), Rose (A Stray Rose) and Cat (Matakhat Cain), as well as many many more.  It's a pleasant, almost suburban neighborhood, dotted with occasional shops but mostly homes, for all levels of income.  The roads are almost up to modern code, with the buildings set well back, with generous yards and frequent patches of woodland.  Probably the largest lot in the area is the home of Northedge Academy, formerly a factory that had been converted into an apartment complex, then was bought by Donatello Harada and converted further into one of Rhydin's few schools.  It's a large, almost fortress-like building, four stories high and made of mostly sandstone, with gray stone detailing.  Stables and dormitories are attached and a forest surrounds it on three sides, a wide, circular gravel driveway leading up to the front.  It's a boarding school for K-12, mostly wealthy students, but with a few charity cases taken in every year, on the basis that every child deserves a chance to learn.

This was the information provided for us in an earlier issue of Ubique's Weekly (#23, 1-26-04).  Since that time I have begged the masterminds responsible for even more information concerning the school and its many varied inhabitants.  After a very long time, my efforts have been rewarded.  I owe my thanks in part also to all of those who contributed their own questions concerning the school.  Each inquiry has been addressed accordingly, and here are the answers:

Who are the teachers and what do they teach?  We've generally been able to allow the players who have chosen to play students (and we appreciate all of you, believe me) to make up the names of their own teachers for their own classes.  But when asked this question, I felt it was only fair to come up with a definative list that people can use.  Will this cover every class?  No.  I'm not sure that's plausible in a school that is supposed to teach classes from kindergarten up.  What I can do here is cover what teachers these particular age groups may be interacting with:

The list is quite enormous.  The masterminds have divided them up according to categories, and I will do my best to present them in that similar format.

Language Arts

Mrs. Diablo 210 – English 8 Accelerated
This course uses advanced reading to teach the genres of short story, drama, poetry, and non-fiction. Students also review 7th and 8th grade grammar concepts. Composition is linked to the literature and emphasizes the final product of coherent and cogent five-paragraph essay. Vocabulary from the SAT word list and Greek and Latin roots are studied in order to improve speaking and writing skills.
Grade: 8 All Year
Prerequisite: 206 Literature 7, Accelerated Credit: 1
Summer reading is required for this course

Mr. Winn 205 - English I, Quest
The Quest begins with an overview of grammar involving parts of speech, sentence structure, diagramming, mechanics, and usage.  Grammar study is integrated directly with composition skills to develop clarity in all forms of discourse. Multi-paragraphed compositions of narration, description, exposition, and argumentation are included throughout the year. Weekly vocabulary study is required.
Grade: 9 All Year
Prerequisite: Course #208 or Credit: 1
Departmental Approval
Summer Reading is required for this course.

Professor Marks 202 – English I Honors
This course is designed for students who have demonstrated superior skills and motivation and are willing to spend extra hours reading and writing to achieve mastery in both literature and composition. Genres and works studied are the same as regular literature and composition with additions in the content area.  Composition study includes material covered in literature and composition with concentration on unity through transition usage and paragraph hooks. Vocabulary is a structured weekly study and is expected to be reflected in original composition. Grade: 8 and 9 All Year
Prerequisite: Departmental Approval Credit: 1
Summer Reading is required for this course.

Mr. Tomar 225 - English II, Honors
This course is designed for students who have demonstrated superior skills and motivation and for those who illustrate insight and critical thinking skills beyond the average student.  The content in literature is similar to regular Journey.  In composition more creative writing is included to help students explore the art of a particular genre.  Emphasis on audience and tone is stressed in composition. Additional outside reading may be required.
Grade: 10 All Year
Prerequisite: Yearly average of 93% or Credit: 1
above in course #202 or #205
Summer Reading is required for this course.

Professor Harada 229 - English III, American Literature
American Literature includes a survey of the literature of the United States with literature-based compositions including essays and a term paper.  Literary selections are presented chronologically to enhance the study of American history through emphasis on the progressive development of American literature in relation to historical circumstances.
Grade: 11 All Year
Prerequisite: English II Credit: 1
Summer Reading is required for this course.

Professor Harada 229 - English III, Advanced Placement Language and Composition
This is a college level course, and students can, by good performance on the Advanced Placement Examination, obtain up to 6 hours college credit.  The course includes both reading and analysis of discursive prose and the study of the process of writing.  Students will study examples of prose and poetry from various fields and periods.  These examples will be used for the study of different styles and tones of authors.  Students will discover, analyze, and use complex discursive patterns such as semantic, structural, and rhetorical resources of the language.
Grade: 11 All Year
Prerequisite: A yearly average of 93% or Credit: 1
above in Course # 220, 225, or 227 and
Departmental Approval
Summer Reading is required for this course.

Professor Samantha George 231 -English IV, Advanced Placement Literature and Composition
Students in advanced placement literature and composition should expect to analyze critically classic works of literature as to language, themes, characters, and action as well as discover structure, meaning, value, and relationship of said literature to contemporary experience. The advanced placement student should develop critical standards for the independent appreciation of any literary work, thus creating student synthesis through scholarly writing.  The goal of this course is an adequate evaluation on the AP test in May, which should be recognized by participating universities for course credit applied to college transcripts.  A maximum of 6 hours of college credit may be earned.  In order for the students to be exempt from the spring semester final exam, they must maintain a 93 or above average during the spring semester.
Grade: 12 All Year
Prerequisite: A yearly average of 93% Credit: 1 or above in Course #228 or #229 and
Departmental Approval
Summer Reading is required for this course.

Arithmetic

Mr. Hidalgo 307 - Mathematics 7
This course is designed to help students expand and utilize basic mathematical skills by applying practical problem-solving concepts to individual topics of interest. Students are expected to organize information, apply previously learned information to new situations, and make conjectures based on gathered evidence.
Grade: 7 All Year
Prerequisite: None

Mrs. Midas 302 - Math 7A-Transitions
This accelerated course focuses on the development of higher level thinking skills and intuitive reasoning. It is designed to equip the student with the problem solving skills and conceptual algebraic background necessary for success in algebra I, geometry, and algebra II courses.
Grade: 7 All Year
Prerequisite: 88 percentile or higher average in math and quantitative sections of the admission test, demonstrate a mastery of math 7 concepts and Departmental Approval

Miss Lorn 308 - Math 8-Transitions
This course focuses on the development of higher level thinking skills and intuitive reasoning.  It is designed to equip the student with the problem solving skills and conceptual algebraic background necessary for success in algebra I, geometry and algebra II courses.
Grade: 8 All Year
Prerequisite: Math 7

Mrs. Mayo 309 - Algebra I-8A
This course approaches the study of algebra with imaginative applications and clear problems derived from the real world.  Technology is integrated throughout this course to eliminate time-consuming calculations and to integrate graphing and problem solving skills.
Grade: 8 All Year
Prerequisite: Math 7A-Transitions and
Departmental Approval

Mr. Almeda 360 - Pre-calculus
This course covers relations, functions and graphs; trigonometry; advanced functions and graphing; discrete mathematics; and an introduction to calculus.  Technology and applications are integrated throughout this course.
Grade: 11-12 All Year
Prerequisite: Geometry, 77% in Alg.II Credit: 1
and Departmental Approval

Mr. Almeda 360 – Pre-calculus Honors
This course is designed to prepare students for calculus Advanced Placement. Topics include: functions, trigonometric functions, polynomial functions, inequalities and linear programming, exponential and logarithmic functions, polar coordinates and complex numbers; conic sections, sequences and series, limits, and an introduction to calculus.
Grade: 11-12 All Year
Prerequisite: Geometry, 93% in each Credit: 1
semester of Algebra II, 85% in Algebra II H
and Departmental Approval

Professor Harada 370 – Calculus AB - Advanced Placement
This course includes the study of elementary functions with analytic geometry, limits, derivatives, integrals, and the application of these topics as outlined in the advanced placement calculus curriculum. The student is expected to take the calculus AB advanced placement test. This course is designed to provide the accelerated student the opportunity to earn college credit.
Grade: 12 All Year
Prerequisite: 85% in Precalculus Honors Credit: 1
and Departmental Approval

Sciences

Mr. Walton 407 - Science 7
This laboratory science course includes the study of the seven biological kingdoms, basic human anatomy, and the biosphere.
Grade: 7 All Year
Prerequisite: None

Mrs. Silverstein 408 - Science 8
Science 8 is a study of the Earth: its features, its forces, and its place in the universe.  Students gain insight and appreciation for the way scientific knowledge is attained.  This course also examines the internal and external forces affecting the earth's surface, landforms, atmosphere, and history.
Grade: 8 All Year
Prerequisite: None

Mrs. Harada 410 - Biology
Biology is a laboratory-oriented survey of the structure and function of living organisms. Topics include biochemistry, cell anatomy and physiology, genetics, evolutionary theory, and a comparative survey of major phyla in the 3- domain/ 7- kingdom classification system.
Grade: 9-10 All Year
Prerequisite: None Credit: 1

Professor Harada 419 – Integrated Physics and Chemistry
This laboratory course provides a basic introduction to chemical and physical concepts. This course can serve as a preparation for physics or as an alternative to physics as another year of science required for graduation.
Grade: 9 - 11 All Year
Prerequisite: None Credit: 1 

Professor Harada/ Mr. Valkonan 420 - Physics I
A laboratory-oriented introduction to mechanics, heat, light, sound, electricity, magnetism, and atomic-nuclear physics, this is a college preparatory course requiring sound reading and mathematics skills.
Grade: 10-12 All Year Credit: 1
Prerequisites: Biology and one year of high school mathematics.  Students must earn a minimum semester average of 82% in the mathematics and science courses taken the previous year.

Professor Harada/ Mr. Valkonen 415 - Chemistry I
This course studies the relationship between the structure and properties of matter.  The laboratory work applies theoretical concepts and the scientific method.  This is a college preparatory course requiring sound reading and mathematics skills.
Grade: 11-12 All Year
Prerequisite: Biology, two years of Credit: 1
high school mathematics, physics or integrated physics & chemistry.  Student must earn a minimum semester average of 82% in all science and mathematics courses.

Fine Arts

Mrs. StClaire 135 – Drama I – Fine Arts Elective
This course introduces the student to theatre from basic stage techniques to elements of performance.  Learned techniques include improvisation, pantomime, blocking, voice and diction, and characterization.  In addition to these techniques, students will study the origins of theatre from the Greeks through Shakespeare and on through contemporary theatre by engaging in scenes and script analysis.  Four plays a semester will be assigned for outside study and discussion.  The final exam will consist of a one-act play production produced, directed, and acted by the students themselves.
Grade: 9-12 One Semester
Prerequisite: None Credit: 0.5

Mrs. StClaire 135 – Drama II – Fine Arts Elective
This course is designed for students who have completed Drama.  Areas of advanced study include theatre history, characterization using the “Stanislavski Method”, contemporary scene studies, acting exercises, script writing, and directing basics.”  Four plays a semester will be assigned for outside study and discussion.  The final exam will consist of a one-act play production produced, directed, and acted by the students themselves.  Attendance and evaluation of a Theatre Nolan production of the current semester are required.
Grade: 9-12 One Semester
Prerequisite: Drama I Credit: 0.5

Mr. Mosher 100 – Art I
Art I is primarily a studio based course emphasizing the development of the skills necessary to produce art in a variety of media.  Students will learn techniques for drawing realistically as well as working from imagination with a wide range of drawing materials: ebony pencil, charcoal, pastel, pen and ink.  They will learn painting techniques in both acrylic and watercolor.  In printmaking they will cover nonotype and linoprinting.  The students will practice calligraphy.  In the three dimensional area students will learn hand building techniques for pottery and sculpting in clay.  They will also construct in paper mache.  Students will have exposure to computer graphics programs.  Art history and appreciation are drawn upon to broaden students’ understanding of other cultures as well as their own, and relate their classroom experiences to the wider art world.
Grade: 9-12 All Year
Prerequisite: None Credit: 1

Mr. Mosher 100 - Art II
Art II offers an in-depth study of the areas covered in Art I with greater expectations for individual motivation, creativity, and accomplishment.  More emphasis will be placed on the preparation and display of student work.
Grade: 10-12 All Year
Prerequisite: 85% or above in Art I Credit: 1

Mr. Mosher 100 - Art III/IV
Art III/IV is for the committed art student who seeks to deepen understanding and further develop skills.  Emphasis is placed on greater student involvement in designing projects and choosing good subjects.  While close guidance will be provided for students to build a portfolio aiding them in college entrance and scholarship acquisition, the course is open to students who simply wish to continue their pursuit of art at a deeper level.
Grade: 11-12 All Year
Prerequisite: Art I and II with a 93% or Credit: 1
above and instructor approval

Mrs. Donnell 655 - Concert Band
Students will learn basic music techniques such as rhythmic notation (beginning levels to advanced).  Classical to contemporary pop music is explored while expanding individual sight-reading proficiency.  Skills mastered in this course will boost student confidence to face music challenges throughout high school.
Grade: 7-8 All Year
Prerequisite: None Credit: 1

Mrs. Donnell 655 - Symphonic Band
The first semester resumes training for Marching Band performances at football games, pep rallies, and the All State Band contest.  Students' review and train musical marching fundamentals with an emphasis on superior discipline in conduct, rehearsal, and performance.  Individual musicianship in performance is emphasized.  Symphonic band begins in August -- by announcement -- and marching band rehearsals during football season are daily after school.  Concert study begins immediately following football season with students auditioning for correct placement -- audition based on level of individual musical proficiency in performance.  A thorough fundamental training in musicianship is continued along with the study of concert literature and contests in solo/ensemble and concert/sight reading.  Additional rehearsals are called at the discretion of the director for contests.  Attendance at all rehearsals and performances throughout the year is an integral part of the student's grade.  Marching Band credit may be applied toward Physical Education graduation requirements for the Fall Semester only.
Grade: 7-12 All Year
Prerequisite: By audition and/or Credit: 1
satisfactory high school band performance

Mr. Bishop 168 –  Mixed Choir
This fine arts course is by audition only.  Auditions are held in the early spring of each year. Transfer or new students will audition prior to the first week of school.  Previous singing experience is preferred but not required.  Students enhance and develop individual vocal and choral skills, gain an introduction to music theory, as well as perform classical, popular, and liturgical choral music.
Grade: 9-12 All Year
Prerequisite: By Audition Credit: 1

Physical Education

Mrs. Harada 907/908/917/918 - Girls/Boys Middle School Physical Education/Fine Art
This course is designed to introduce all types of sports to the junior high student. Rules of play and history in each sport are presented and followed by skill development.  The course goal is to promote physical and social challenges through team sports, individual sports, and lifetime sports.  Sports presented include volleyball, football, soccer, basketball, softball, and track and field. Students must take at least one quarter of fine art during each year.  Drama is divided into four quarters a year and may be repeated each quarter.  No prerequisite is required.  The class consists of improvisation, pantomime, voice and diction and reading from selected plays.  The second and fourth quarters will be devoted to a full-scale stage production which will be performed in the auditorium for family and friends.  Students will be graded on participation and conduct.
Grade: 7-8 One Semester or All Year
Prerequisite: None

Mrs. Harada 907/908/917/918 - Combat and self defense.
Department Approval required.
Grade: 10-12 All year
Prerequisite: None

So concludes the list of teachers and professors.  This is not of course the complete list as it stands.  Players are encouraged to create their own NPCs and classes as might be necessary.  Though, do be certain to double check with the masterminds if you have any ideas that you feel would be beneficial.  Phew!  And I'm just getting warmed up.  Well ... we DID ask!

How are the semesters divided?

Important Dates for the 2004-2005 School Year

Tuesday, August 10:  There will be a leadership activities day in which some students be involved. Parents will be notified by mail.

Wednesday, August 11:  First day of classes for all 7th, 9th and all new students with 12:04 pm dismissal ( 7:45 - 12:04).

Thursday, August 12:  First day of classes for all students grades 7-12 (7:45 - 12:04 dismissal).

Friday, August 13:  Full day of school - all grades.

November 24-26:  Thanksgiving Holidays.

December 20 - January 3:  Christmas Holidays (classes resume Tuesday, January 4).

March 24 - April 1:  Spring Break - begins at 12:04 pm on Thursday, March 24 (classes resume Monday April 4).

Friday, May 27:  Last Day of School.

Sunday, May 22:  Senior Graduation.

Saturday, May 28:  8th Grade Graduation.

So concludes the largest of the lists.  The masterminds want me to remind players that this is not quite yet all the information that there could be.  They are at work creating a website in the future that will detail every last thing that we have missed out on here.  Ubique's Weekly will keep you informed when that masterpiece is completed for your viewing pleasure.  Until then ... there's more.

When do students receive their report cards, and how would we figure out what sort of grades they receive?  The grades are decided via the player, but it works on the 91-100 A, 81-90 B, 71-80 C scale, with anything below a C a failure for the class.  Report cards are presented at each quarter.  In the future hopefully there will be a set date as to when each quarter ends.

What is the cost of tuition?  All grade levels $6,800 per student for custodial families actively (2004-05 school year)  $8,160 per student for families not actively supporting the school.  Northedge Academy provides a family discount for a second, third, and fourth child attending Northedge.  A second child's tuition is $200.00 less, a third child's tuition is $400.00 less, and a fourth child's tuition is $800.00 less than the amounts listed above.  Financial aid is available, see below.  The tuition is due in full in June for the next academic year.  There are two options for payment.

1. Cash, check or credit card for total tuition.
2. Arrangements for monthly payments may be made through the office after financial data worksheets are completed and returned to the business office.

TEXT BOOKS AND FEES - Students purchase their own books.  Totals range from $250 - $600 depending on course selection and requirements.  An activity fee of $50 per family is due when books are purchased.  A graduation fee is also due for seniors.

Uniforms from Parker Uniform Company are required for all grade levels.

The non-refundable registration fee is $400 per student.

An Applicant must:

• Score satisfactorily on the Northedge Academy Placement Test
• Be in good standing, which normally means a “C” average, with all course work successfully completed
• Have an average to above average record of citizenship, conduct and attendance from previous schools
• Have evaluations from the previous school (Evaluation forms will be provided by Northedge Academy.)
• Receive a recommendation from the elementary school principal.  In the event that a student is not recommended for admission, Northedge Academy initiates a consultation with the custodial unit.

Is it necessary for attending students to live in the dorms?  All students living out of a ten mile range or under school custody must live in the dorm rooms for their appointed grade level.

What are the dorms like?  How are they built and allotted?  The dorms are quads, on a 20 foot by 20 foot scale.  Each student is provided with a work area of their own, that includes a desk, chair, and work lamp, and a bed, including administration approved bedding that complies with the Rhydin Code Fire Act 6.  The buildings are arranged in pods of six dorm rooms to a floor, and three floors to a building, with fire escapes accessible from each dorm.  A special note would be the quads themselves have been named, mainly from literature figures. I.E. The Laura Ingalls Quad, the Mark Twain Quad, the David Copperfield Quad, etc.

Are there any school programs of special note?  Such as dances and theatrical productions?  Even sports events?  Below are a series of graphics and a listing of shows for the following year.


Samples from Art Show 2003

The award winning Northedge Academy Prancing Unicorns Band offers a variety of activities throughout the year.  In addition to music learning and performance, band membership provides opportunities for personal growth through student directed leadership.  The students work hard and take pride in their many accomplishments, supported by the Band Booster parent organization.

The Prancing Unicorns Band is led by director Carolyn Donnel.  Mrs. Donnell has had an impressive 22 years of instructional band experience that includes director positions at St. Andrews Catholic School, Dunbar Middle School, and Paschal High School.

Marching Band
The Marching Band takes the field during halftime at all football games and performs at the home volleyball and basketball games and at pep rallies to support the athletic programs.  The band competes in various marching competitions in the fall and has won three consecutive First Place trophies in the Rhydin Private School Music Educators Association (RPSMEA) State Marching Contest.

Symphonic Band
Symphonic Band (concert season) follows marching season performing concerts at the school around Christmastime and in the spring.  The students participate in auditions for RPSMEA All Regional Band and RMEA Region Band in the fall/winter.  In the spring, the band participates in the RPSMEA Solo/Ensemble and Concert/Sight-reading Competitions and usually an out of county music festival.  The band also performs at various school events such as senior awards and graduation ceremonies 

Below is information from the Northedge Academy year book:

Student Officers
President – Alexander Wenzel
Vice President – Williams O’Gorman
Secretary – Lauren Power
Treasurer – Adam Henry
Historian – Rebecca Rogers
Librarian – Natalie Cepak
Equipment Mgr. - Eli Westerfield

How is magic handled at Northedge?  Is there a Magical Studies Department?  How are these and other such special talents encouraged?  Well, the answer to this is no, and for some rather simple answers.  They don't have any special courses for the training of or use of magic, and, as many student players know, there's a ban on magic being used on school grounds.  1.) The Deans wife, Sydney Harada, has a magical allergy that can be as fatal as a besetting to those that are inflicted with that.  2.) There are multible and various Towers of Magic, Schools of Magic, Hogwarts 1-1111111500000000 and rising out there.  If the student in question has more a mind to magic, they can attend there.  Northedge is strictly academic in nature.

However, there are some exceptions.  Concerning students who possess magical powers and are otherwise unable to control them, some students make use of charms or other methods arranged by the family.  If this criteria cannot be met, students are not permitted to attend.  Period.  So in essence, they aren't encouraged at all.

Why?  This is the burning question that is perhaps on your minds as well.  The masterminds themselves have considered perhaps people might be asking, "Why do we do it?"  The above information is the result of HOURS of work on the part of the masterminds.  So perhaps we might wonder why it is that they exhaust so much time and energy on a storyline as obviously elaborate as this!  Their answers are ...

"Simple. We love it.  We love the game and the people involved.  We love what happens when a good player is given a chance along with other good players, and the beauty and depth that can inspire.  Give them a place and give them free rein to create.  So we present to you two level, certain playing fields in which you can have your characters interact.  I'm not sure about Louisa, but being a force behind these fields, putting work into it and offering it up for others to use, is incredibly satisfying.  This is my offer towards collaborative play.  Thank you." -- Jess.

This Just In

The Farmer and the Stork
A Farmer placed nets on his newly-sown plowlands and caught a number of Cranes, which came to pick up his seed.  With them he trapped a Stork that had fractured his leg in the net and was
earnestly beseeching the Farmer to spare his life.  "Pray save me, Master," he said, "and let me go free this once.  My broken limb should excite your pity.  Besides, I am no Crane, I am a
Stork, a bird of excellent character; and see how I love and slave for my father and mother.  Look too, at my feathers -- they are not the least like those of a Crane."   The Farmer laughed aloud and said, "It may be all as you say, I only know this:  I have taken you with these robbers, the Cranes, and you must die in their company."

Old news is still good news in most cases.  Considering that I have been unable to share it for a little over a month, I have restructured the formatting just a bit for this week's issue of Ubique's Weekly.  Included with each submitted update, I will be notating the specific date in which I received the information so that all of us can stay on the same track here.  With that in mind, let's move onto our...

Headlines

A Word from Our Sponsor:  (Recorded from October 14, 2004)  "I just wanted to take a moment to reflect and share a word.

We've had the Silver Moon Inn going for well over a year now. I've heard a lot of concern about dwindling numbers lately from a few people here and there. And, I'm sure you've all noticed, the staff roster is hardly what it used to be. By all rights, this place should just fold and be done with. The RDI is hosted once again, others have created rooms like the Rambling Rose Tavern... the original goal of this forum, to offer the community a structured, guarded, safe place to roleplay, is pretty much defunct. The ship's been left to sink and the rats have scurried off.

But you're all still here, and you're keeping the place going, without asking any thanks in return. You've all worked toward keeping the dream alive, and it really means a lot to me. I want to thank each and every one of you for giving the effort you've given. The dedication you've all shown throughout the drama and squabbling and rediculousness.

I can't say any more than, simply... thank you.

- D

Fall Into Adventure:  (Recent)  The Kodiak Falls Office of Blackjack Adventures is open for business.  Contact Administrative Director of Operations Irina Braeden to schedule an adventure package with Chasz Havery, BJA's resident Mudbogger (See Classifieds for more details).

The Blackjack Family would like to extend our gratitude to those who made our inaugural season such a success.  As a token of our gratitude, summer clients will receive discounts on select fall packages.  It's just our way of thanking you for your loyalty.

Full Moon Madness:  (Recent)  Just when things were starting to settle down and criminal activities were receeding ... Local Rhy'Din PD authorities have recently revealed to the media a series of unexplanable death occurrences that have taken place over the course of the past month.  Animal attacks are on a rise since the middle of October.  Several citizens have been found dead, torn to shreds, and abandoned in parks and alleyways across the city.  Citizens are advised to lock their doors at night.  Most particularly on the night when the moons are most full.  Some "witnesses" have claimed that canine activity is at its highest during these times.  Authorities can only advise citizens to be prepared when wandering the streets at night.

Haunted Hayrides:  (Recent)  The Spook Spectacular Haunted Hayride events at Dr. Maranya Valkonan's ranch in October were a big success.  The donations received went to fund various programs at Riverview Clinic where she works.  Maranya and her gardener Jack Bishop are planning a Winter Wonderland event for December, the proceeds going to benefit programs at the Clinic.

On The Crime Beat:  (Recent)  Anyone with information on various cases, including the murders of Aileen Hodgeson, Dorothy Peterson, Becky Johnson, Howard Conway, Patricia Miller, Stella Donaldson, and Paul and Mary Hanson is strongly urged to contact Deputy Marshall Wynter.

Red Dragon Inn News:  (Recorded from November 11, 2004)  In the words of our fellow editors:  "The Red Dragon Inn is slowly returning to what it used to be.  This is largely in part [due] to the veteran role players who have started showing up there in the evenings.  We have even gained a few who didn't frequent the RDI BHF (Before Host Firing).  They have added a lot to the room, with some interesting story lines and general role play chat.

"There are, however, those who think they're the epitome of role playing, but 'don't need' the guidelines or TOS.  Those are the ones who are a problem.  We are trying to teach the proper behavior in the room, but some just don't seem to 'get it.'  They declare everyone except themselves and their cronies to be 'noobs,' which is the current buzzword for Newbie.  It seems they make up their own rules as they go along despite what others try to tell them, and their way is the only way.

"Despite this, the level of role play has risen to the former level, and the number of people in the room now averages above what we had BHF.

"There may be hope for us yet!"

I have ventured over to the RDI a few times myself, and I will testify in favor of these claims.  The RDI does seem to be slowly returning to its former glory.  However, from what I have seen, it is not so horrific as the "glory" that it once was at times.  There are a great deal of decent roleplayers who frequent the RDI.  Indeed, there may be hope for us yet.  In time, perhaps, the RDI will be another "hot spot" for players to frequent as it once was.  And hopefully the better players.

Rhydin Baywatch?:  (Recent)  Rhydin Shore Patrol is still investigating a massacre at what appears to have been a luau.  Details on the shooting spree are being withheld by authorities.  A total of twenty-six people were shot to death with a variety of weapons.  Until further notice, a square mile of Rhydin's coast is closed to the public.

Rhy'Din Yellow Pages:  (As of November 15, 2004)  Through discussion amongst players about the terrible confusion that transpires concerning precisely what it is that each individual character in Rhy'Din does to pay the bills, a great idea has been born.  I felt it would be beneficial to not only display this idea as a UW Advertisement, but also as a Headline.  The details as to why this idea came into focus can be reviewd on The Circle (the specific post has been provided via hyperlink).  In brief, the question arises, "Who can my character turn to when a certain job needs done?"  Many of us have taken great care and have spent many hours devising backgrounds and occupations for our characters.  With this in mind, it would only seem logical (and also cordial) to conclude that if your character needed a specific something done that he or she would turn to another player's character who can do just that.  To not would be foolish and at times possibly even bigoted.

Therefore, Mutual Endeavors member and fellow storyline collaborator DarkAngelGenesis has taken it upon herself to collect as much information as humanly possible from all of you players in an effort to create Rhy'Din's very own Yellow Pages.  Take a moment of your time one of these days and think about what it is your characters do for a living.  What are their occupations?  How do they make their money?  Would other characters come to them in order to make use of their services?  An example listing would be:

Rei:  Openly - student at Northedge Academy, studies drama, plays football, occasionally works at the Rambling Rose Tavern. 
Covertly - pickpocket, con artist, and sneak thief.

Use your imaginations and help us to help you by providing all the details that you feel are necessary.  In a future issue of Ubique's Weekly, I will be highlighting as much as I can.  Perhaps we can even add this into a section of the Mutual Endeavors website.  Please send all information to This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it for these purposes.  More information on this as it comes in.

Shameless Plug Rerun:  (Updated since previous issue.)  One of the greatest things about freeform chatroom roleplaying is that, in a sense, it is equivalent to writing one tremendous story with an overwhelming amount of collaborators!  In essence, we are all writers.  And as such I would like to take a moment to direct everyone's attention to a literary masterpiece that I had the privelage of reviewing my own self.  The mastermind Mutual Endeavors member The Multifarious has been telling me of a book review he has been working on, and I can now tell you all that it is a completed work of wonderfully written prose.  So allow me to direct your attention to the RPGnet: Review of Book of Erotic Fantasy (http://www.rpg.net/reviews/archive/10/10739.phtml).  This essay is not for the faint of heart or easily offended, however (as the introduction proclaims).  Though I feel as adults we can appreciate this essay.  Do enjoy!  Thank you, Multi-mun, for allowing me to share this information with the rest of our readers!

And having shared it before, I am pleased to announce that it has had some promising responses.  One in particular comes from another Mutual Endeavors member best known as Ma11ora.  Though she does not often get the chance to play, she does express a growing interest in all that is going on in RPland.  Some addictions are difficult to be rid of.  Here is what she had to say:  "Wow... I have been out of the loop.  I had no idea this book had been written.  Now I have to have it.  Sad that someone beat me to writing it.  Oh well... perhaps I'll write a better one later.  Please tell Multi-mun that I really enjoyed reading his review.  And thank him for bringing this book to my attention."  I hope that suffices well enough as telling him.  I agree, it's a book I think I may have to purchase myself one of these days.

With a Vengeful Flair:  (Recorded from October 17, 2004)  Over the past two weeks there has been a rash of deadly incidents in the main offices and holding quarters of the SA and other slave related companies.  A singular survivor has been left at each attack, each with a debilitating injury that prevented an alert to the proper authorities.  The General of the attackers has been identified as a woman with a thick poor English accent.  There is little more known of the others, all the incidents being done astride horses and in black cloaks.
 
Through the son of a slaver, later found strapped to die on a whipping post, came a message.

"This is not a warning. We are past the time of warnings.
I spare your life just so you may take to your kinsman a promise.
He who shall keep, sale, or train slaves shall die by it.
He who condones it shall be punished. We will not have
slavery anymore in our countryside, of any kind, and shall seek beyond
it's borders if we must to accomplish this. Do not think we will
not find you. A bleak future is visited on you now.
Go and tell them. "

The damages to a recent dockside offices attack were estimated in the thousands.  These criminals are wanted for murder in the first, arson, vandalism, and theft of property.  If seen, do not approach, contact your local authorities.

In Other News...

The Frog and the Ox
"Oh Father," said a little Frog to the big one sitting by the side of a pool, "I have seen such a terrible monster!  It was as big as a mountain, with horns on its head, and a long tail, and it
had hoofs divided in two."

"Tush, child, tush," said the old Frog, "that was only Farmer White's Ox.  It isn't so big either; he may be a little bit taller than I, but I could easily make myself quite as broad; just you
see."  So he blew himself out, and blew himself out, and blew himself out.  "Was he as big as that?" asked he.

"Oh, much bigger than that," said the young Frog.

Again the old one blew himself out, and asked the young one if the Ox was as big as that.

"Bigger, father, bigger," was the reply.

So the Frog took a deep breath, and blew and blew and blew, and swelled and swelled and swelled.  And then he said: "I'm sure the Ox is not as big as..."  But at this moment he burst.

There is still quite a bit of information left yet to share.  And once again a great deal of it comes in the form of individual Character Updates for the events that have transpired within the past month.  As I have with the Headlines I will provide all of the information I have compiled in sequence of the dates in which I received them.  So without further ado, here they are!

Ahriman (TheAngraMaiynu):  (Recent)  There are many devious plans being unfolded thanks to this Primal Evil.  In addition to the usual plagues, children had been dying at an unusually high rate at the hospital Maranya Valkonan works.  This went on for several weeks before a couple of celestials recently freed from Hell took notice and decided to lend her a hand.  They set up wards to protect the hospital along with the help of a deity who goes by the name of Melekalale Melarrna.  If this were not enough, rumor has it that a little gnomish chronomancer was found dead and an artifact he had in his possession called the Thief of Time was stolen.  The gnome's tower was filled with locusts and some say that Ahriman might have had something to do with this.

Anna (AriannaRavenwood):  (Recent)  The blue sister has seemed to disappear from the public eye this past month.  There's no word on whether Arianna has returned to her husband's clan lands to rejoin her husband Galen (Galen Ravenwood) and her son Brion, if she will remain in Rhydin a bit longer, or where she is, in fact.

Ariana (ArianaMacGyldren, SMI Ariana):  (Recent)  The green sister, along with her husband Galen (Galen MacGyldren) and daughter Elaine (Elaine Aqua), still resides at her husband and brother in law's clan lands.  Ariana actually ventured out in the public eye recently a few times to the Silver Moon Inn.  On one visit, she spoke with Thorm (GuthormOthinsson) and another friend about taking care of a certain Orc problem.  Her canines (Grand Menagerie) accompanied her on one of those visits to the SMI.  Ariana looked after the Silver Moon Inn a few times recently, at least once as a favor to a certain tender.  The green sister not only prevented a recent kidnapping of a family member at the SMI, but she was involved in a giant battle.  After these appearances, Ariana has pretty much stayed out of the public eye, save to work at her Bakery as usual.

Calypso (Lady Proudfoot):  (Recent)  Her gracious and royal magesty is considering blessing her new household with some kittens, but is still trying to decide who out of her many suitors will be the lucky sire.

Carmine (TaciturnMerc):  (Recent)  He came to the conclusion that he needed a vacation away from the mercenary life and has decided to take one.  He has been spending time quietly at home living off of the savings that he has managed to collect over his many years.  He is still trying to figure out his son, and secretly thinks that his son has taken after his mysterious mother completely in every way.  He wonders if there is a spark of himself somewhere in his child, but is having trouble seeing it.  Finding this a disturbing revalation, and one that is causing him to not be as close to his child as he possibly could be, he has decided to quietly go somewhere and figure this out, without a single word to anyone.  In other words, Carmine the taciturn mercenary is actually considering therapy for himself!  That is a secret that he will guard from all, even his lover Dris.  He has not told anybody about this decision yet, or acted on it.  It remains to be seen what he will actually do.

Chief Haverack (ChiefHaverack):  (Recent)  Rhydin's finest (and only) Animal Control officer struggles on to stop abuse toward the dumber beasts and preventing the Dangerous Critters (Drow, trolls, orcs, gobs, carnivoristic fae/fae, dire wolves, dire rats, moon rats, ogres, giants, dragons, imps, zombies, vampires, demons, etc.) from becoming a nuisance.  Recently he has become the Manager of the Rhydin Menagerie as well.  Splitting his time between the shelter, zoo, and other duties is running the 'troll' haggard but he tries to not let it show.

Colleen MacLeod (PrlUnicorn, SMI Colleen):  (Recent)  There are rumors abounding that more additions will be made to Collie's family in the near future, but no one is saying for sure if it's children or by marriage.  She was heard saying something about helping with baby linens for her granddaughter, Eileen's, home.

Collie's been keeping busy at Navarra Farms with her son, Ian MacLeod, attending to the newest foals born there. A good crop of them have arrived recently and all ranch hands as well as the lady of the manor have been kept quite busy.

Deputy Marshall Wynter (Rachael Wynter):  (Recent)  The scarred law woman in black continues to work on wrapping up certain investigations (see Headlines).  Rachael received information about a recent series of ritualistic murders from an anonymous informant and is currently investigating this lead.  She is also working closely with Doctor Nigel Newborn from RCSI on this case.  The Deputy Marshall recently celebrated her 34th birthday on the 11th of November the same way she has the past four years, on the job, Serving and Protecting.

Dechirant and Fayalki (Dechirant, Fayalki):  (Recent)  Dey has found herself peripherally involved in the events surrounding Talitha, Rand and Levrette Alonin, Free, the DeAusters and others.  This is because she has been employed by Rand, Levrette and a necromancer who own Doux Caprice, to order, restore and translate the volumes and journals there.  Accepting a position at the castle's library had always been such a quiet job these past five years, and the castle has been virtually empty--until now.

Fayalki, Dey and Bayland (Dey's brother) extended thanks to everyone who attended their 4th annual Masquerade at Renier Manor.  Incredible costumes and creativity shone brightly once again this year.  They had a King of Fools (Jester), a vulpine, a Dwarfess, Death, A veiled dancer, a dashing swashbuckler, Lawrence of Arabia, a Man in Tights, Jack O Shadows and a marble figure come to life--amazing!

Our thanks to those guests and the others whom I may have forgotten.  Ebon Ilnaren guessed six of the costumes correctly to win the golden quill award for most correct answers.  Fayalki and Dey are now busily planning their 5th annual Winter Festival.  As always, everyone will be invited, and if you do not receive an invitation, it is simply because one of their messengers went astray.

Dey's heartsister, Sylvia had splendid news to relate regarding next year.  Both of their sons, Cian and Yahuchi (Little Wolf) turn one year old later this month, on the same day.

Lastly, Dey was delighted to see Lucien (Lucky) returned to the inn.  Although he is more somber and now wears a beard, he showed some of the joie d'vivre he is famous for by nearly dancing Dey's toes off.  Hopefully, brighter times are ahead for all.

Diana Lasher (Fragile Fury):  (Recent)  Commander Lasher has been preparing her unit for some well deserved R&R for the December holiday season. Many of Rhydin's denizens celebrate several holidays at this time of year. Misfit Squadron will be off duty from 12 December until 9 January.

Doctor Maranya Tatiana Valkonan (Maranya Valkonan):  (Recent)  She's tending to her patients as usual, including one of the tenders at the Silver Moon Inn.  The good Doctor continues to spend time volunteering her medical services at a local free clinic.  Maranya is very pleased with the landscaping on her ranch and the success of the Spook Spectacular Haunted Hayride events there.   She also made a few visits to the Rambling Rose Tavern recently to relax.  Certain unsolicited donations for programs at the Riverview Clinic from some of the Tavern's patrons were especially welcome.  However, the combined strain of keeping up with her busy schedule overall, along with investigating a series of mysterious deaths among some of her young cancer patients and pondering a drastic change of employment continues to take its toll on the good Doctor.

Dris (BardGaIIant):  (Recent)  Over the past month the bard's life has been insane!  At least, that's the way he thinks of it.  Due to overwhelming stress levels that have risen, he recently turned in his resignation to end his part-time employment at the Silver Moon Inn.  However, he has decided to keep the namebadge that was given to him by his heart mother Ariana (ArianaMacGyldren), and just in case he decides to return to the drink-slinging occupation.  Helping raise Carmine's son is enough of a job for both of them, and recently he has felt left to fend for himself.  The mercenary has much to his dismay become more reclusive.  Even so far as hanging up his belt!  Dris has been at his wits end, but he won't show that to anyone.  There have been times in which he has needed a little escape of his own, and when seen in public he has been nothing short of jovial.

What he isn't telling anyone is that he feels that his relationship with Carmine is breaking apart.  They have spent less and less time together since the surprise of the Spaniard's son.  Personally, the only thing that Dris can see in the boy is the physical similarities.  Though he has been trying very hard to probe through the layers and layers of mental and empathic defenses the boy has wrapped tightly around himself.  Despite his efforts at trying to be a good parent, he thinks that he is fighting a losing battle.  Depression is bound to come from all of this.  All he can do is hope that somehow the family will find a common ground to stand on in the future and work on patching things up.

Ehzoterik VonArcanum Tempestas (Ehzoterik):  (Recent)  No sign of everyone's favorite, friendly, neighborhood psychopath these days.  However, there has been evidence of activity.  On the back wall inside nearly every closet in Rhy'Din there is a note either tacked or taped there.  Every one of them reads the same thing.  "No Tresspassing!  Solicitors will be zapped on sight!  Please do not disturb!"

Elaine (Elaine Aqua):  (Recent)  No solo exploring jaunts for Elaine at all.  She did visit the Silver Moon Inn with her Ma recently, though.  The eleven year old misses Beauty but is consoled by taking care of Empress Emerald of Grayfur's kittens, though she's a bit grumpy that she's not allowed to name the kittens.  Elaine really misses her brother Banshee (Banshee Aqua) and really truly doesn't believe he's truly gone.

Emmy (Empress Grayfur):  (Recent)  The Empress Emerald of Grayfur has been a very busy mommy.  Her kittens are now five weeks old and already starting to express an interest in exploring and bonding.  Though they aren't allowed or capable of going too very far yet.  Emmy is very protective of her kittens and still is not permitting any other felines near them.  However, she has become more tolerant of the "humans" who want to check them out.  Most especially Elaine, regardless of the fact that she is growing tired of explaining why her kittens should not be named yet.

Faye: She Who Tends the Dead (Faye Random):  (Recent)  There have been no sightings of this most elusive entity within the past month.  Her kin have also been unusually quiet for some reason.  Perhaps the High Courts are in session, at least concerning them.  As for Faye herself, it is expected that she is making preparations for the nearing Winter.  So much work, so little time.

Fury (ReversedHaIo):  (Recorded from October 13, 2004.)  Fury hasn't been around at all.  It would seem that her home one evening just sort of disappeared with nary a trace of a house even being there in the first place.  Which leads one to wonder what is she up to now and where has she gone?

Irina Braeden (Irina Braeden):  (Recent)  In this week's installment, other than attending a Halloween party at Northedge Academy, there's been no news of note or actual sign of this native Rhydin resident around anywhere.  Stay tuned.

Jack Bishop (Jackrabbit Blue):  (Recent)  The groundskeeper for the Valkonan Ranch has been spending most of his time cleaning up after the Spook Spectacular Haunted Hayride festivities.  There is still a lot of work to be done, and despite his affinity for nature he can understand why normal people make such absurd messes.  Currently he is planning, collecting, blueprinting, and conspiring every last detail necessary to create a Winter Wonderland during the month of December.  With only half a month left, he has his work cut out for him!

Johnny Hellshot (Johnny Hellshot):  Still missing and presumed dead.  Yee is still the primary suspect though he seems to have forgotten this.

Joker (SMI Joker, Richard D Harker):  (Recent)  The flirtatious bartender for the Silver Moon Inn worked his normal shift this week.  Joker is still worried about his younger brother Nige (Peter N Harker).  The elder Harker brother is currently undergoing anger management counseling along with his usual medical treatments from the Valkyrie (Maranya Valkonan).  The flirtatious bartender does get one of his trademarked goofy grins whenever a certain ring's mentioned, though he's definitely not keeping up with the current trends to rush into any kind of committed relationship with Rhi (Rhiannon D Brock).  Joker prefers to take things slow and easy.

Jules (Jules Braeden):  (Recent)  Between college, her new boyfriend, and a new business she has started up, she has not been seen much.  She is also busily working helping her sister out with some legal difficulties.  Evidence has been collected and sent on to the proper channels that will help her sister out.

Kakabel (Celestial Sorrow):  (Recent)  There have not been very many public sightings of the Prince of Stars these past few weeks.  None at all in fact.  Kakabel has been very busy planning out after school lessons for his son, as well as figuring out how to fit more time into his busy schedule to be with his family just for personal enjoyment.  He has seen very little of Gem, who appears to have become rather reclusive these days.  Though he does try to make it a point to find his way to her bed once dawn rises.  The best time for him to rest, not that he needs it.  Hopefully he can steal Gem away to himself one of these days for some much needed leisure time and conversation.  He is of the opinion that something is bothering her, but he is not quite sure what.

Lyssa (Lyssa Bjornson):  (Recent)  Ariana's shy dollmaking daughter continues to make dolls based on dreams she's been having for a still undetermined reason.

Mallora (Ma11ora):  (Recent)  Mallora's been out and about a few times, minus the triplets, who are reported to have turned 14 months old as of November 14th of this year.

Matakhat Cain (Matakhat Cain):  (Recent)  It's official.  She's engaged.  Stephen Valkonan proposed to Cat and presented her with a beautiful emerald and diamond engagement ring to which she, with much joy and without hesitation, said yes.  The two have decided that they'll do the smart thing and wait to do their vows until after Cat has finished college.  Speaking of which, she's been spending time, although probably not enough, studying for midterms.
 
Other than that, she's looking forward to the coming holidays.  It's the young collegiate favorite time of the year and she delights in having family around so she persuaded Donatello to allow her to ask his rather large, loud and terminally hectic family to come to Northedge for Christmas.  They've agreed, much to Donatello's dismay.  It'll be a Harada Family Christmas at Northedge this year.

Melly (Melanie Wyndham):  (Recent)  The shy relief baker at Ariana's Divine Delights Bakery tended bar at the Silver Moon Inn again recently.  Will she do it again?  The world may never know.

Mithril/Gadreel/Lusus (ASaintOfSinners):  (Recent)  Mithril has not been seen in the public eye much lately.  He was seen attending a Halloween party with Terrance, and he went dressed as the devil.  He was quite amused for some strange reason when he lost the costume contest.  He also has been seen roaming about town taking inventory of the stock of various warehouses, assisting some people in finding stable employment throughout Rhydin, and making various purchases for some upcoming wedding receptions.

 Mozart (Amadaeus Felidae):  (Recent)  The cat is being good!  Very, very good.  So good that he has not told Carmine about the pet bat that Salvador has been seen with, and has left Dris alone.  Could it be that he is being bribed?  The world may never know.