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Written by SM   
Monday, 15 December 2003

Ubique's Weekly

 

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Issue #18 ~ 15 December 2003

The Blurb

Gentle readers, I regret to inform you that this week's issue of Ubique's will be very short and potentially uninspiring. Due to the fact that I have been too busy working to have remembered to send out a weekly reminder, update submissions were not as extensive as I would have preferred. Nonetheless, it is our intention to provide a newsletter for your reading pleasure as we do every week. Though I do apologize in advance if there is not much entertainment within these pages. Perhaps next week there will be more to share. Until then, I do hope that you all still enjoy what is provided herein.

This Just In

I'm afraid that there are not many lengthy Headlines to share with you this week. No one has shared anything else with me that I could possibly share with all of you. And since I have been very busy working (no time for play, grr...), I haven't been around much myself to spot big news where others may not see it. So... Here's what we have in this week's:

Headlines

A New Development: Early Saturday morning, with Anorlas, Colleen, Shun, Destinie and Zane as witnesses, an ant crept into the SMI. Two feet long. It's chitin brittle due to the cold. Oddly non-aggressive. But the real surprise came when Anorlas, in trying to pick the ant up to take it outside, cleared the snow off of it's back. This ant was winged. The ant was killed and cremated behind the Inn. Well, one down...

On The Crime Beat: Anyone with information in the case of mysterious organ disposals at the Silver Moon Inn or the whereabouts of a Richard Dennis Harker is to contact This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it . In recent developments, an intestine was found on the floor at the Silver Moon Inn, creating quite an uproar amongst the immense crowd. Officials have refrained from giving out more information, but rest assured that they are determined to find the culprit before long.

In Other News...

Individual Character Updates are rather scarce again this week. Thank you to those of you who remembered to send me your news. All I can really say is that I hope once the holidays are over that everyone will be a little more active and generous in making news. For now, here are our updates:

Ahriman (TheAngraMaiynu): No news this week.

Aldous the Axe (SMI Axe): No news this week. Readers are still encouraged to send any inquiries about Management's Right Hand Man to the offices of This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it .

Anna (AriannaRavenwood): The blue sister continues to tend to her husband Galen (Galen Ravenwood) and son Brion's needs, along with spending her free time baking for the bakery instead of tending at the Silver Moon Inn.

Ariana (ArianaMacGyldren): The green sister has been tending to family business and the bakery most of the week. Ariana did look after the Silver Moon Inn twice this week, once when a certain organ was mysteriously left as a present. Although it's been suggested she not cook for the Inn until things are solved, she's still involved with catering the upcoming Rhydin Family Charities fundraiser. Ariana was present at Rachael's (RachaeI MacLeod) return and made a new friend in Shiver the white dragon (The Multifarious). She continues to worry about her daughter Elaine's nightmares and cold.

Banshee Aqua (Banshee Aqua): No news this week.

Carmine (TaciturnMerc): No news this week.

Cassiel (InvertedDarkness): No news this week.

Chaus (Wake up caIl): No news this week.

D (Duncan H Harper): No news this week.

Deputy Marshall Wynter (Rachael Wynter): The scarred law woman in black continues to investigate various crime sprees and has completely abandoned the investigation about the "lighthouse finger murders." Rachael is currently working with Doctor Nigel Newborn (Nigel Newborn) in the official investigation into the recent incidents of various body organs being left at the Silver Moon Inn.

Dris (BardGaIIant): Dris escaped the confines of his house (and the affectionate smothering of a certain Spaniard) earlier this week to visit the Silver Moon Inn. After the uproar about the discovery of a body part and the making of a "new friend" (Tara Rynieyn), he decided that he would be much better off enjoying the evening at home. However, he did stop back by in the morning to visit with his mother Ari (ArianaMacGyldren). Mostly he has been keeping himself locked away from the cold and keeping Carmine (Taciturn Merc) company.

Doctor Maranya Tatiana Valkonan (Maranya Valkonan): The good Doctor has been tending to her patients, including Sydney and Don Harada (SmileFang and DonatelIo Harada) and Elaine (Elaine Aqua) as well as continuing her work with Mrs. VanHasselt. Maranya's duties have been keeping her busy and as a result she rarely appears in public. The good Doctor still remains noticeably closed mouthed about what happened on her recent trip out of town.

Ehzoterik VonArcanum Tempestas (Ehzoterik): No news this week.

Elaine (Elaine Aqua): The only change here is that, besides the most adorable little girl in the entire Multiverse suffering from very bad dreams, she also has contracted a very bad cold.

Erasimus Greene (PersistanceTime): No news this week.

Faye: She Who Tends the Dead (Faye Random): Faye spent one night supervising the Silver Moon Inn this previous week, but other than that she has not been very active. The colder the weather becomes the less and less people see of her. Hibernation is just around the corner.

Fox Pepper (Rings Twice): No news this week.

Fury (ReversedHaIo): No news this week.

Gem (Gemethyst): No news this week.

Jack Bishop (Jackrabbit Blue): No news this week.

Jade (Irreverent Jade): No news this week.

Kevin (Kevin N Summers): No news this week.

Kymeera: The Nightmare Keeper (The Dream Warden): No news this week.

Mallora (Ma11ora): Mallora is doing fine, as are the triplets. She expects to be out and about sometime after the first of the year... not all that often but at least a few times to catch up with those she has been missing.

Matriel (Rarefied Rain): No news this week.

Melly (Melanie Wyndham): It's not known whether or not the shy relief baker and counter help at Ariana's Divine Delights Bakery has applied to the mysterious Management for a job at the Silver Moon Inn yet.

Mesteno (Bronze Mesteno): No news this week.

Mithril/Gadreel/Lusus (ASaintOfSinners): No news this week.

Ophelia (EspressoBlues): No news this week.

Parhi Grimjaws (The Multifarious): No news this week.

Rei (AmethystStarfall): Still developing. Nothing new.

Rekah (Rekah Dravina): No news this week.

Revari: The Daydream Weaver (KaleidoscopeWhim): No news this week.

Robin (Robin Kalahola): Is still missing.

Rose (Electrum Rose): No news this week.

Seamus Wylie (Seamus Wylie): No terrifically exciting news for Seamus. He's been working at the SMI, still coughing, and flirting shamelessly with Halavar as usual. He does, however, seem to get on edge every time a certain Tara (Tara Rynieyn) comes into the room.

Suphlatus (AInfernalElement): No news this week.

Suriel (Thirteenthchange): No news this week.

Sydney and Donatello Harada (SmileFang, DonatalIo Harada): These two have remarkably managed to avoid trouble this week, for the most part, the biggest inconvenience coming in the form of a police officer (Rachael Wynter) who would really like to catch them for something, for once. But this is one crime spree she's definitely not going to be able to pin on them, and after a few questions, she even moved on to other suspects, as they'd done nothing more than witness a few discoveries of organs in the Silver Moon. Don's brother Mike also put in a brief appearance one night, but stayed outside the Inn. Seems he was much the worse for drink and possibly drugs, and stayed in Don's car waiting...until he stole it and drove off for a joy ride. Don and Syd haven't managed to do much about that yet, as they've both been stricken with a disease they've affectionately nicknamed the Martian Death Cold. Maybe when they crawl back out of their DayQuil induced stupor.

The Rev (Rev DiabIo): No news this week.

Troy (Troy Embry): No news this week.

Vadriel (Vadriel de Guise): No news this week.

Valleana (Va11eana): Valleana would like to announce the reopening of the temple to guests and visitors. Anyone who would like to come and see the Mistress or just get away from the populace in general for some rest and relaxation should contact This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it .

Wilhelm "Dozer" Braun (SMI Dozer): No news this week.

Yoshi (KitsuneNineTails): No news this week.

Classifieds

Mutual Endeavors and Ubique's Weekly would like to invite all our readers to become a part of a Rhydin-wide phenomenon that has long since slipped under the noses of the populace. For those of you who remember the good old days of AOL's message boards, we would like to remind one and all that nothing is ever completely lost in this day and age. Perhaps one way that we can all achieve our goals of keeping our storylines on the same track is to make use of this forgotten treasure. Therefore, it is our great pleasure to direct everyone's attention to the existence of Ariana's Divine Delights Bakery. With the creator's permission, we are welcoming one and all to read, write, and enjoy the glory that is storytelling through the use of message boards. May the entertainment continuously flow in unison with those overwhelming waves of creative juices!

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Ubique's Weekly is a publication provided by the not-for-profit organization known as Mutual Endeavors. As a free source of literary entertainment, you as the reader have the liberty to send out copies of our publication to whomever you think might enjoy the information shared. To save yourselves the hassle of constantly forwarding what you might find amusing, feel free at any time to inform your friends and coconspirators to contact the Editor to request their very own future copies of Ubique's Weekly at no cost to them whatsoever. It's as simple as clicking this link here: This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it

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For all your mail and parcel needs, contact Limbo Interdimensional Postal Service(LIPS). Their slogan: "Our LIPS are sealed ... your letters might not be."

Rhydin Family Charities would like all readers to take a moment to think of the less fortunate this winter. Gifts of blankets and currency are always welcome. Please contact your LIPS carrier for information on how to make a donation or to volunteer your time. For those in the Greater Rhydin area, contact Fox Pepper (Rings Twice).

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Announcements

According to our records, this Wednesday (December 17, 2003) is the birthday of a very particular character by the name of Carmine Enrique Molinero-Gonzalez. The Spanish mercenary is documented to be turning 43 years old on that day. For those of you who have seen the character portrayed under the screen name Taciturn Merc, perhaps your character(s) may also be aware of the celebration. It's not easy being a Sagittarius in an Aquarian's world. Happy birthday to Carmine!

Final Thoughts

And that's all she wrote. Short, sweet, to the point. I'm afraid that's all there is to it, ladies and gentleman. So, I bid you all a fond adieu with extra love piled on top. Hopefully there'll be a lot more news to share with you all next week.

Updates: Always remember that any future Ubique's Weekly submissions are always due the Sunday before every expected delivery date. UW is issued every Monday morning to afternoon, depending on how long it takes me to put everything together and send it off to the printers. Comments, questions, updates, additions, announcements, advertisements, etceteras are always welcome for every issue. While some may make it to the front page, there is no guarantee that all submissions will be printed. However, your thoughts are always encouraged to be shared. Just remember to send all of these aforementioned things to me at This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it no later than Sunday at midnight EST. I constantly look forward to hearing from each and every one of you. Until next time, I'll continue to be...

Keeping you informed,
--Nefarious SM
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