NO!  Go to hell!

Seriously, though.  We don't have to change your username for you if you don't like it.  Guess what!  You can do it yourself!

If you click on your user image, or your name in The Collective if you haven't set one up yet, you can go ahead and edit your user profile all by yourself.  And that includes your username!  If you really wanted a longer one with spaces, you can add them in!  As well as a dozen and one other options available for you to fiddle around with.

Just remember your password.  That'll stay the same unless you change it.  And if you do forget your new and changed username?  That could be a problem.  We can locate it for you in the administrative section of the site, but it's a real chore.  Remember, you're responsible for your own information here on this site.  We will never change anything for you unless explicitly begged to do so.

Mel accepts cookies.  I'll take your first born.